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From:r.minkowski@goddard.fu
Subject: Microwave "Repair"
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Officer Eiffel: You assured me, following a certain incident that damaged an important piece of station equipment, "not to worry" as you were "totally a pro at this stuff." Yesterday, you even marked this task as complete on the station calendar! So you can imagine my surprise when, this morn...
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Update to station calendar: Quarterly broadcast for morale.
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Update > star charts
New Email ::
From:r.minkowski@goddard.fu
Subject: Mission Briefing
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Officer Eiffel: You told me earlier that you had misplaced your copy of the D.S.S.P.P.M. as well as, remarkably, all other assigned reading for the mission we have now been on for close to a year. I'm sure you are eager to refresh your memory of these vital materials, so I have taken the liberty of attaching digi...
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Review mission dossier
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Review DSSPPM
Local Message ::
Terminal: aft_3
Subject: What was that noise?
User: MINKOWSKI, R.
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Eiffel, answer the comms right now or I'm coming down there. You have exactly two minutes.
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I've uploaded some of these videos - unlisted! - so I could easily embed them here, since neocities doesn't allow video hosting. If one of these videos is yours and you would like it to link to an upload on your own channel instead, please notify me.
incoming transmission:: eve
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An animation of Eiffel saying: "Let's take all the questions that are like 'is there anything in your work environment that makes you feel like a precious, unique treasured snowflake?' and put those down as 'no.' Then let's take all the questions that are like, 'does your life basically amount to an unending crushing cycle of despair and oh-my-god-why?' and put those down as 'yes.' Okay?" He's very expressive.
incoming transmission:: nia
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ID by Jadeandquartzes: A video edit of the crew of the Hephaestus from Wolf 359. The clips shown are from the Wolf 359 live show, and are occasionally augmented with voiceover audio from the main podcast. All of the clips show the crew being angry at themselves or one another, getting into arguments, or getting yelled at by Cutter. The song "brutal" by Olivia Rodrigo plays over the top of the video.
incoming transmission:: nofar
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"every time a character laughs in the podcast wolf 359, in chronological order from start to finish."
incoming transmission:: nofar
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"so i've been sick the last week and as you know i have rot in my brain so me coughing just made me think of doug eiffel. anyway. here's the complete collection of zach valenti on the verge of respiratory failure."
incoming transmission:: Kaya Renwick
message attached:: Kaya Renwick
Nothing Explosive is a fan episode of Wolf 359, made with great love and appreciation as a celebration of Wolf 359's tenth anniversary. Wolf 359 was created by Gabriel Urbina. This episode was written by Kaya Renwick, based on a prompt by Sarah Shachat. The full script can be downloaded > here.
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cast, in order of vocal appearance
Eiffel - JD Kelly
Hera - Kaya Renwick
Minkowski - Maria Damianou
Hilbert - JD Kelly
incoming transmission:: WOLF 359 LIVE SHOW
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